By Maura O’Malley

Holiday shopping is hard. Maybe even harder than the blow of discovering that your significant other/friend/whomever you watch Netflix with has binge-watched the rest of Stranger Things 2 … without you.

Related: Chief Hopper From ‘Stranger Things’ Dances to Rock and Roll Favorites

But we’re not here to harp on these kinds of tragedies. Rather, we’re here to be spread positivity. Help you out. Be inclusive. And what better way to be inclusive than to put together a holiday shopping list for every kind of Stranger Things fan?

It’s fiercer than a demo-dog, and it’s about to flip your holiday shopping upside down. Behold: the only holiday shopping list you’ll need this year.

11. For the activist

Join the cause. #JusticeforBarb

Emergen-C in my new mug #barb #justiceforbarb #strangerthings #emergenc

A post shared by William Yazzie (@converseyazzie) on

10. For lovers of the occult

For all the basic witches on your shopping list.

9. For the student

Back to school: Hawkins style.

8. For cosplayers

Work that Joyce Byers look.

7. For the fashionista

Stranger Things is so on trend.

6. For the intellectual

Fact: More people will join the party and stick out the neverending game if it’s got a cool theme like this!

5. For your frenemies

Nothing says frenemy like a passive-aggressive message masked as a gift!

4. For the gamer

To get those Mad Max skills.

3. For your Hygge-practicing, candles-loving friend

It’s lit.

2. For the ketchup-on-everythinger

(On a scale of 1-11, how gross is this?)

1. For the foodie

A timeless classic for the experienced palate. A true delicacy. 11/11 would recommend.

So what are you waiting for? Get shopping!

More From 96.5 TDY

JAY-Z and BEYONCÉ Are Coming to Philly!!!Get ready for these two superstars to rock Lincoln Financial Field on July 30th!
It's a Today's 96.5 $1,000 Payday!Are you ready to text your way to a $1,000 payday?

Listen Live